Jan 06

Is Alabama Crotch police a real thing?

I saw this article in facebook, but I don’t know if it is a real thing or not. Is there anyone in Alabama who has heard of this?
Plus what would be the appropriate name.
1. Crotch Police
2. Genital Police
3. Creeper Cops
4. Bathroom Attendant Cops
My personal favorite would be number 3. Because I would certainly feel creeped out.

1 comment

  1. bigtomesz

    That is why my grandma paid for me to take the auto train through the south when I moved from MD to FL (I had NY plates on my car). I’m not trams, but she didn’t want me driving alone through the South. I know you don’t go through AL on that trip, but she was generalizing.
    What total ridiculousness. I don’t get it. It’s so offensive. If you want a cop around for safety that’s fine. You certainly don’t need a new law and you don’t need to know someone’s gender to keep the peace. So, to me, this sort of shit is a total waste of time and proves part of that party really worry about the stupidest things. It also shows those politicians want to distract the public away from other things I think.
    Didn’t Trump recently tell republicans to stop focusing on bullshit? I don’t remember what he was referring to.



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